I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
