He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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