Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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