he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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