It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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