I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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