I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize