yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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