So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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