Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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