I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I am in a vortex of obligation.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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