I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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