If i come over, it means nothing
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You were trust falling into bushes
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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