i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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