You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
