Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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