the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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