Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
