I love black thongs
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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