If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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