Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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