ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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