Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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