you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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