I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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