hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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