Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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