So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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