i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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