if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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