I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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