yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
