Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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