It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
