Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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