I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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