sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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