Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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