His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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