Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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