question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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