put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I need a hoe opinion
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