talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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