so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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