You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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