Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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