he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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