She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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