I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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