Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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