3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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