He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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