Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
