whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
and you fell through a lawn chair
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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